Apr
27
gotta love bad lip readings
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(sobbing)
It's all very complicated and interesting.
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trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
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what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
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Apr
18
- people at my school: whats your tumblr url
- me: whats tumblr
- people at school: its a website where people follow you. i actually have a lot of followers haha
- me: really how many
- people at school: 100 haha
- me:
- people at school:
- me:
- people at school:
- me: wow thats a lot
My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!
IT GOT BETTER
#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!
wow it got better
sweet shit
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Johnny Depp is my fucked up twin soul.
this is my favorite quote.
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